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Legion

Legion has God upset with humanity to the point that he wants to start over from scratch. The last time He was this irritated things got pretty wet but we’re warned that this time the end will be a lot more terrifying. His plan has a flaw in that all bets are off if a certain baby is born to Mohavi Desert trailer trash parents Jeep (Lucas Black) and Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), employees at the Paradise Diner (one of the only shreds of irony in this picture). Why is the baby so important? Who knows, the reasons could be legion.Slumming in the dust with them is grandpa to be Bob (Dennis Quaid). Also slumming is Paul Bettany as the angel Michael who along with Gabriel (Kevin Durand) are supposed to lead the vanguard of platoons of body snatching angels that will morph into baby destroying zombies. Destination - the Paradise Diner. Another problem here, Michael thinks that God is wrong and has decided to foil His plan. He head to the desert with clipped wings to head off the advancing forces with what else - M-16 and up firepower. For some reason the fireworks are temporarily successful. Why? Who knows, the reasons could be legion. Sure Legion starts out cool but for a movie that looks so chilling in the trailers it couldn’t be more disappointing. Thank God that God didn’t pay full price to see this or he really would initiate Armageddon.

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