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Legion has God upset with humanity to the point that he wants to start over from scratch. The last time He was this irritated things got pretty wet but we’re warned that this time the end will be a lot more terrifying. His plan has a flaw in that all bets are off if a certain baby is born to Mohavi Desert trailer trash parents Jeep (Lucas Black) and Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), employees at th ...

Creation is a romantic drama about the origin of the Origin of the Species. Huh? That’s right Charles Darwin (Paul Bettany) wrote his revolutionary earth shattering theory in the throes of romantic turmoil. And not romantic in the highs-seas-adventure sense of the word. By the time Darwin put quill to paper he was long passed stumping after turtles and puffins in the Galapagos. Twenty years l ...

The White Ribbon is a symbol of innocence and purity that are merely superficial in this Teutonic plate-full of visual and thespian delights.  In a Deutschland ersatz version of Children of the Corn we’re taken to a rural German village still is a somewhat feudal state run by Church and State through a Baron (Ulrich Tukur) and Pastor (Burghart Klaußner) about a year before the assassination o ...

The Book of Eli is indeed about a guy named Eli who has a book. Eli (Denzel Washington) is a nomadic ninja adrift in a treacherous post apocalyptic world where he’s  forced to live by the sword (mostly) but seems immune to dying by the sword, chainsaw, Uzi, Gatling gun, and a number of other ordinance. Since “the flash” wiped the planet barren he’s been on a 30 year quest heading west with no ...

Crazy Heart features Jeff Bridges and Maggie Gyllenhaal doing some of their finest work which is saying something as their work is usually exemplary especially Bridges. Think Jennings-Kristopherson-Haggard and you’ve got Bad Blake (Bridges), a has-been country music legend who long ago succumbed to a hedonistic lifestyle of alcohol and loose women so that at 57 he’s broke and playing every di ...

The Lovely Bones stars Saoirse Ronan (so far very impressive in her young career) as Susie Salmon who is just about to come to terms with the awkwardness of her 14 short years when she is raped and murdered by a neighbour, George Harvey (a hard to recognize Stanley Tucci). As month after month passes Susie watches the effect that her passing has on her family from a beautiful limbo, unable to ...

The Spy Next Door has all of the cool choreography that Jackie Chan fans have come to expect. That’s the good news. All of it. The neighbours should have been tipped off to espionage in their community right out of the chute as Chan clearly goes by an alias with the name of “Bob” Ho. He’ a suburban dweller whose main squeeze Gillian (Amber Valletta) conveniently lives next door. She’s cliché ...

Leap Year is the story of Anna (Amy Adams) and Jeremy (Adam Scott) a New York power couple although Anna, rather than a Blackberry would prefer a ring for her left hand. After four years however Jeremy who is a brilliant surgeon is a little thick on this point. When he heads to Ireland for a medical convention an exasperated Anna, going on the outcome of a family fable told by her father Jack ...

Youth in Revolt is the first outing of the new decade for Canada’s affable Michael Cera. Within the past 10 years he’s established himself as Hollywood’s go to guy for the nebbish, virginal but erudite teen and here we go again – sort of. He plays Nick Twisp the 16 year old son of Estelle (a trailer trashy hot Jean Smart) and George Twisp (Steve Buscemi). Nick can’t stay with his father and h ...

The Yes Men Fix the World features Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno – yes men for some of the world’s largest corporations who speak on behalf of businesses to millions around the world on matters of urgency to mankind. This is no mean feat since they’re not affiliated with any corporate entity whatsoever. They’re just a couple of pranksters extrapolating the theory of corporations as psychopa ...