Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience does not represent a “D” grade each for Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas (I think I hate the fact that I am now familiar with these teen heartthrobs on a first name basis). To be fair the grade is probably closer to a B-. The 3D concert (which outnumbers the dimensions of their belief system by 2) filmed over two days last August In Anaheim is spliced between footage of a hectic race through New York on the day of a record release that unlike previous recordings is particularly well received. Also edited in are moments from an appearance on Good Morning America and a cheesy staged helicopter rescue from frenzied fans and Big Apple gridlock. The end result leaves the impression of a day in the life a la Hard Days Night. Thankfully they’ve pledged their hormone wracked bodies to celibacy until marriage so they are focussed enough to weather the day. Complete with one off songs from Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift. the same fingers that sport their purity rings pluck out tunes which are harmless and somewhat infectious although not all that recognizable. Something tells me decades from now there won’t be an Across The Universe based on the music of the three sons of the Evangelical Reverend Jonas.